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Beware. [Jun. 3rd, 2003|11:33 pm]
Chaz Meyers
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Our kitchen is coming to kill all of you. Every last one. I've put off cleaning it for about half an hour now. Sooo gross. Especially the sink. I hate sinks.

This summer has been mad unproductive. I need to make a whole mess of progress in the Knuth book I picked up at the library last week. I never realised that Temple's library had such a great selection of CS texts. I need to read more so I have an excuse to visit it more.

I still haven't bothered reinstalling Slackware on this computer. I need to do that. I miss Linux and am getting sick of Windows. :)
I think I mentioned this before, but I also want to play around with the computer I had loaned Aymon a whiles back and see if I can turn that into a maildrop, firewall, and router. Or, I could forget the router business, put on a console-based AIM client, a copy of PINE, a copy of Lynx, and a ssh daemon, and I'll be able to do about 60% of what I use computers for over a ssh session. Call me crazy, but I think that's pretty classy. It would be much more classy if our upload speeds weren't throttled to heck, but what's a guy to do?

I got my first check-plus on a writing assignment for Tourism and Hospitality. All the others were checks. Ironically, I thought this was the weakest assignment I've handed in yet. I cannot wait until this class is over. I can feel my brain decaying. Does this mean I am looking forward to IH2? What's wrong with me?

Normally I don't remember my dreams, but last night's was really weird. It involved me and another guy and a bunch of girls wanting to be master swordsmen (swordspeople?) or something. I got the gist of that it was some sort of test of manliness. Which makes no sense, since girls were trying for it also. I don't remember exactly what was involved besides lots of running, but I do remember something that was either "extra credit" or the final trial. It involved girls being in one room, and me and the guy in the other. Then, everyone had to run out of our rooms, open a door that was covered in bees, and then run around the house we were in a bunch of times. The idea is that master swordspeople are good runners, so they won't be stung by the bees too much. I let the other guy open the doors because I don't like bees. Not one bit. I woke up before I actually went around the house. Probably because I don't like bees. It was 5:30 in the morning.

Tomorrow I don't have work, so I'm going to talk to someone and see if I can work mornings at UPS. That should be interesting, to say the least.

I think I procrastinate because I'm convinced that if I put them off long enough, my problems will go away. Unfortunately, the kitchen is still here. I am scared.
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[User Picture]From: duckssaymip
2003-06-03 09:01 pm (UTC)
ahhhh chester...

1) shave, dude. I mean, c'mon - shave!!

2) Kitchen cleaning. Ugh. I'm going to make a deal whence I arrive at the apt, methinks, and that is that I will clean any dish that doesn't involve potatoes or shelled fish as long as I'm not cooking LOL I am the MASTER of cleanliness - it's insane :)

3) Dude, they've been trying to find Nemo. I bet he's in the fucking attic, man.

MIP!!
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[User Picture]From: starlalily1979
2003-06-03 09:56 pm (UTC)

i'd be willing to bet nemo is in the attic, considering that a lot of bizarre things are up there. you should totally cash in on that discovery, chaz.

ps: i miss the chaw.
pps: you should stop being grouchy.
ppps: today i shaved my legs.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 06:06 am (UTC)
Attic. My pants. It's all the same.

PS. There is no chaw.
PPS. That was grouchy? Sorry.
PPPS. Yowza. Danger. Watch yourself.
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[User Picture]From: starlalily1979
2003-06-04 11:32 am (UTC)
you're not grouchy all the time, but you have been the past couple of times i've talked to you. maybe it wasn't crabbiness, it could've been sass. it's been a while since i've seen sass, so i could mistake it for ferocity. my apologies. :-)

-meh!

ps: your name is chaw. accept this.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 12:24 pm (UTC)
Ah, well, the past few times we've talked you've confused me with Aymon's keeper. When people mix that up, I have historically been prone to large outbursts of sass and boarderline crabbiness. If you remember that Aymon's keeper I am not, chances are sass levels will drop off at an exponential rate. See how that works? :)

-beh!

ps: Is not. I'm telling mom.
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[User Picture]From: starlalily1979
2003-06-04 03:08 pm (UTC)
ouch, sorry. :-(

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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 03:10 pm (UTC)
Don't worry about it. :) No harm intended nor taken.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-06-04 09:20 am (UTC)

honestly, i shouldn't be allowed to make comments.

this boy said that nemo was in his pants and told me to look for it.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 09:28 am (UTC)

no, you shouldn't.

Did you find anything interesting?
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-06-04 09:30 am (UTC)

Re: no, you shouldn't.

I didn't look.

My mother said strange things resided in men's pants.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 12:02 pm (UTC)

Re: no, you shouldn't.

That means your mom's been in men's pants. If your mom's been there, how bad could it be?
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[User Picture]From: duckssaymip
2003-06-04 10:28 am (UTC)

Re:

today I shaved my legs, too... i mean... face... yeah...
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 06:05 am (UTC)
1) What does that have to do with anything, Michael? :) That's kind of random.

2) Haha, normally we try to distribute it pretty evenly. We just got busy all of a sudden, and the sink got evil looking. O.O

3) Yeah. He's living with Igor in the small compartment area. We should put him to work. He's a fucking bum. Doesn't do any work around here.
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[User Picture]From: iseebi
2003-06-03 10:54 pm (UTC)
I totally hate sinks! EWW!
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-06-04 06:07 am (UTC)
If I had to list the top 10 things I don't like, sinks are probably somewhere on that list.
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