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/b{2}|[^b]{2}/ [Jul. 4th, 2005|08:09 pm]
Chaz Meyers
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2 B OR NOT 2 B TAHT IS DA QUESTION
WHETHER TIS NOBLAR IN TEH MIND 2 TEH SLNGS AND AROWS OF OUTRAEGOUS FORTUNA
OR 2 TAEK ARMS AGANEST A SAA OF TROUBL3S
AND BY OPOSNG END TH3M?!!?!?! 2 DEI 2 SLEP
NO MORE AND BY A SLEP 2 SAY W3 TEH HEART-ACH3 AND DA THOUSAND NATURAL SHOKS
TAHT FL3SH IS HAIR 2 TIS A CONSUMATION
D3VOUTLY 2 B WISHD11!!1 OMG LOL 2 DEI 2 SLEP
2 SLEP P3RCHANCE 2 DREM AY THEYRE DA RUB
FOR IN TAHT SLEP OF DEATH WUT DRAMS MAY COMA
WHEN W3 HAEV SHUFLED OF THIS MORTAL COIL
MUST GIEV US PAUSE THEIR DA RESP3CT
TAHT MAEKS CALMITY OF SO LONG LIEF
FOR WHO WUD BAR DA WHIPS AND SCORNS OF TEH OPRESORS WRONG DA PROUD MANS TEH PANGS OF DESPIESD LOVE DA LAWS DA INSOLENCE OF OFIEC AND TEH SPURNS
TAHT PATEINT MARIT OF DA UNWORTHY TAEKS
WHEN H3 HIMSELF MIGHT HIS QUEITUS WIT A R BODKIN?!!!! WTF LOL WHO WUD FARDELS BAR
2 GRUNT AND SW3AT UND3R A W3ARY LIEF
BUT TAHT DA DRAAD OF SOMETHNG AFTAR TEH UNDISCOVERD COUNTRY FROM WHOSA BOURN
NO TRAEVLER R3TURNS PUZLAS TEH WIL
AND MAEKS US RATHER BAR THOS3 ILS WE HAEV
THAN FLY 2 OTHERS TAHT W3 KNOW NOT OF
THUS?!!?!?? CONSCEINC3 DO3S MAEK COWARDS OF US AL
AND THUS TEH NATIEV HUA OF RESOLUTION
IS SIKLEID OER WIT DA PAEL CAST OF THOUGHT
AND ANTERPRIESS OF GREAT PITH AND WIT THIS REGARD THERE CURENTS TURN AWRY
AND LOS3 TEH NMA OF ACTION-SOFT1!!1 OMG WTF U DA1!!1 OMG FARE OPHELIA!!11 OMG NYMPH IN THY ORISONS
B AL MAH SINS REM3MBRD111!!!!! OMG WTF

Strong one-way encryption that puts ROT13 to shame.
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From: psikoticsilver
2005-07-05 11:52 pm (UTC)
HAHA, you're my hero for posting that Chaz, I can't stop laughing. XD
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2005-07-06 01:04 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it. :)

Do you know if your friend is still seeking employment? My boss is still seeking someone to employ, last he checked, but she said something about needing a social security number and hasn't shown up since. :P I tried calling you a few weeks ago about it, but it always went to voice mail and I hate voice mail.
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