"My mom knows me too well" or "This is why I've had a cough for two years."
| Me: | Hm. My shoulder is still bothering me. If it still hurts in a week, I guess I should go see a doctor. |
| Mom: | You won't. |
| Me: | Okay. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll see a doctor. |
| Mom: | Yeah right. |
| Me: | Alright. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll call a doctor. |
| Mom: | Nope. |
| Me: | Hrmph. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll consider seeing a doctor after dad makes two appointments for me and I skip both of them. |
| Mom: | Now we're getting closer to the truth. |
