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Help me. He is hurting my head. [Aug. 19th, 2002|11:40 am]
Chaz Meyers
Call #1

Me: Hello, computer lab. Chaz speaking.
Fielding: Hello. I am trying to save something to a disk. I tried saving it to a floppy disk but it was too big. I have two CD drives here. Which one can I save to?
Me: (thinking: "Save to CD? You're going to need to burn it... Sigh. Bah.")
I am not sure which one is your CD Burner, Doctor Fielding.
Fielding: Oh. Ok. I think it's the bottom one.
Me: Ok.
Fielding: It's asking me to put in a disk.
Me: Did you put in a disk?
Fielding: Yes.
Me: Did you try the other one.
Fielding: Well.. ok. Thank you.
Me: You're welcome, Doctor Fielding.

Call #2
Me: Hello, computer lab. Chaz speaking.
Fielding: Hello. It is telling me to save this to disk, but I can't figu..
Me: What are you trying to save to disk?
Fielding: This program I downloaded. Real One Player.

Could someone come over here and please shoot me? Please? That would be really swell. :-p

[User Picture]From: atroposmoirae
2002-08-19 09:04 am (UTC)

[wipes tears from eyes] Why do they let these people own computers?
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2002-08-19 10:26 am (UTC)


I do not understand why he gets to have "Doctor" attached to his name. Unfair! :-p
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[User Picture]From: miyax
2002-08-19 07:09 pm (UTC)
They give it to all the wrong people, really--they give English teachers and Gynocoligists "fellowships" at "Harvard University", while you and I remain "cute kids with toys" ^_^

"I wrote a program that solves irrational quadratic equations and outputs them in logarithmic non-linear--"
"Oh, how charming! My dissertation was on Virginia Woolf and Collette!"

And said person becomes head of the English department for writing average feminist nonsense they don't understand, while you still remain "cute" and they continue to ask you for help at every given turn. ^_^
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From: julietbelle
2002-08-20 09:22 am (UTC)

You were the one who told me....

I told you my past and why I was on Selexa. I told you how sometimes my mom really makes me feel crappy and I just wish I weren't here so she couldn't make me feel that way. You were the one who lectured me on what I truly meant in saying that....I merely meant that I wish I had a different mom....coz if I weren't here, look at what I'd be missing out on (ie. you). And then the other time, I told you I just wished I could forget everything, you told me that that would do me no good. Because then I'd forget the lessons I'd learned. You are the one who's helped me turn around...don't you start on me...plus, you have to remember who we're talking about here...it's Fielding! Well, no matter what he does to stress you out today, the massage will undo! See you for dinner! *Muah!*
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From: angfucious
2002-08-21 04:24 pm (UTC)

Some people should just know better than to try to turn the power on....

some people + computers = nothing good

Thanks for the laugh ^^
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2002-08-21 05:02 pm (UTC)


You're welcome. :) I try.
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