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Hm. [May. 13th, 2003|07:23 am]
Chaz Meyers
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I got clobbered by my Dr. Evil poster last night in my sleep. I hope that isn't a precident for how the rest of the day is going to go.

Heh.

Well, I gots lots lots lots to do and if I don't get it all right, I'm going to be in biiiiiiiiig trouble, so wish me luck, everyone.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 08:12 am (UTC)
To solve your poster problem.

Use ticky-tack from the dollar tree.

End.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 10:06 am (UTC)
Ticky-tack? I used some sticky-tack stuff on it to get it up there in the first place. I doubt any posters can survive the newly changing climate of the Sweet Suite.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 10:07 am (UTC)

Re:

The "Sweet Suite"?

So, is there a lot of sweet, sweet lovin' going on there? And how come I'm not a part of it.

Was your ticky-tac blue?
If not, that's probably why.
Blue is always better.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 10:12 am (UTC)
"Sweet Suite". Stemming from the phrase "Suite Sweet Suite", a parody of "Home Sweet Home".

You aren't a part of the sweet, sweet lovin' because you aren't here. You are there. If you fixed that detail, your quality of life would grow exponentially.

The tac was blue. Actually, it still is. The tac is still on the wall. It just lost it's grip on the poster.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 10:20 am (UTC)

I have a boo-boo. Kiss it, please.

Well, seeing that I'm stuck in the land of North Carolina and you are a yankee, transferring to Temple would just cause trouble.

Reasons why my life would not grow exponentially:
1. I do not like the cold.
2. I am not a fan of Northerners.
3. Do you have a four wheeler? If yes, will you take me mudding?
4. I'd miss my friends too much.
5. I may not be able to keep up with your fast paced city ways.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 10:31 am (UTC)

Only because you said 'please'.

1. I do not like the cold.

We get snow. Snow is fun if you don't need to shovel it.
Also, it's only cold 1/2 of the year. The other half is warm and humid.

2. I am not a fan of Northerners.

We're not that north. Those new englanders are norther than us. Not to mention those crazy Canadians and Eskimos. I think Britain is even at a higher latitude than we are.

3. Do you have a four wheeler? If yes, will you take me mudding?

Um. By four-wheeler, do you mean a vehicle that has four wheels? If so, certainly.

I have no clue what mudding is.

4. I'd miss my friends too much.

Bring them with.

5. I may not be able to keep up with your fast paced city ways.

Philadelphia is a slow paced city. Fast paces come with business. We have a cracked bell, some old houses, and lots of fattening food that no one can say no to.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 10:37 am (UTC)

Refutations of the previous statements..

1. Yet,"1/2f of the year" is more than enough. Think about it. In 20 years, 10 years of my life would be spent living in an igloo.

2. You are still above the Mason-Dixon Line. North Carolina is the farthest north I'm going to go.

3. A 4-wheeler is the limo of the South. Its a little dirt-bike-y thing. You drive it around the country and in the mud. After riding and getting muddy, one becomes one with the mud therefore deriviing the term "mudding."

4. My friends have southern accents that would scare the Northerners.

5. Yet, wouldn't you rather drive around the country side and look at confederate flags hanging from trailers and eat Chitlins?


I still think I win.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 10:47 am (UTC)

Re: Refutations of the previous statements..

1. Your chances of heat stroke would drop by 50%. Diversity is the spice of life. And, we have no igloos. Besides, fireplaces actually make sense up here.

2. What if I got someone to move the M-D line? I know people who know people.

3. We have mud.

4. I doubt the gangstas of North Philly would be too phased by a southern accent. I would be more worried for your friends.

5. Confederate flags anger me, I have no means of going there, and you don't have Cheese Steaks.

Your victory isn't quite yet assured, miss.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 10:49 am (UTC)

Dirrrty South

If the Mason-Dixon line was moved, perhaps.

But still, I've never had a cheese steak. I cannot be missing much. Wouldn't you rather have good sweet tea, watermelon, and biscuits and gravy?
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 11:52 am (UTC)

Re: Dirrrty South

You are missing much.

I don't like tea.

We have watermelon, biscuits, and gravy here.

You are losing.
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 11:57 am (UTC)

Yuck.

Cheese and Steak do not sound good together.

Yet, do you have Cheerwine?

Now I'm the winner.


Also, you don't have me up there. That has to be about a gazillion negative points.

I'm super bored. Laundry takes forever.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 01:03 pm (UTC)

Re: Yuck.

Cheese + Steak = Cheese Steak in Florda.
Philly Cheese Steak = Diety, only sans Diet.

What's Cheerwine? We might.

You haven't won anything yet, missy. Besides, if you win, you're really losing.

You forget tht I'm not down there. The negavite gazillion points cancel out.
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From: (Anonymous)
2003-06-22 01:19 pm (UTC)

Only because you said 'please'.

Hey! Canada is cool. Watch it. *poke*
Got you by random. A man of few words. :p
Sam
http://www.deadjournal.com/users/understatedgeek/
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[User Picture]From: tomas360
2003-05-13 10:32 am (UTC)

Re: I have a boo-boo. Kiss it, please.

Reasons for you not to come up here,

1. Chaz is mine.
2. Chaz is mine.
3. Chaz is mine.
4. Chaz is mine.
5. Chaz is mine.

-Ay
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[User Picture]From: princessape
2003-05-13 10:33 am (UTC)

Re: I have a boo-boo. Kiss it, please.

But who has breasts?

I win.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 10:40 am (UTC)

touche

You raise an excellent point. I cannot argue with that.
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[User Picture]From: starlalily1979
2003-05-13 12:11 pm (UTC)

every way you look at it, you lose

yeah, well i have breasts too, and aymon still goes to chaz for the lovin'. i am not bitter. i am not bitter.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 01:00 pm (UTC)

Re: every way you look at it, you lose

mmm... breasts... </homer>
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2003-05-13 10:38 am (UTC)

Re: I have a boo-boo. Kiss it, please.

Can't some sort of system be worked out? She gets me on the odd days, you get me on the even days? There has to be some way to work this out so everyone ends up happy. Meh!
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[User Picture]From: duckssaymip
2003-05-13 08:35 am (UTC)
Chaz vs. Chaz's posters??

Chaz 0

Posters 10 plus 10 bonus points for it being Dr. Evil.

Mip.
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[User Picture]From: theresan
2003-05-13 10:05 am (UTC)

i know how you feel

good luck.
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