||[May. 13th, 2003|07:23 am]
I got clobbered by my Dr. Evil poster last night in my sleep. I hope that isn't a precident for how the rest of the day is going to go.
Well, I gots lots lots lots to do and if I don't get it all right, I'm going to be in biiiiiiiiig trouble, so wish me luck, everyone.
2003-05-13 10:47 am (UTC)
Re: Refutations of the previous statements..
1. Your chances of heat stroke would drop by 50%. Diversity is the spice of life. And, we have no igloos. Besides, fireplaces actually make sense up here.
2. What if I got someone to move the M-D line? I know people who know people.
3. We have mud.
4. I doubt the gangstas of North Philly would be too phased by a southern accent. I would be more worried for your friends.
5. Confederate flags anger me, I have no means of going there, and you don't have Cheese Steaks.
Your victory isn't quite yet assured, miss.
If the Mason-Dixon line was moved, perhaps.
But still, I've never had a cheese steak. I cannot be missing much. Wouldn't you rather have good sweet tea, watermelon, and biscuits and gravy?
2003-05-13 11:52 am (UTC)
Re: Dirrrty South
You are missing much.
I don't like tea.
We have watermelon, biscuits, and gravy here.
You are losing.
Cheese and Steak do not sound good together.
Yet, do you have Cheerwine?
Now I'm the winner.
Also, you don't have me up there. That has to be about a gazillion negative points.
I'm super bored. Laundry takes forever.
2003-05-13 01:03 pm (UTC)
Cheese + Steak = Cheese Steak in Florda.
Philly Cheese Steak = Diety, only sans Diet.
What's Cheerwine? We might.
You haven't won anything yet, missy. Besides, if you win, you're really losing.
You forget tht I'm not down there. The negavite gazillion points cancel out.