Beware of The Fruit Fucker.
There hasn't been much to write about. The summer went by in a blur. Back in June I was trying to get more in touch with my non-work geek. Went to…
In short, we went to the zoo, argued, and someone shattered the window of my car in order to loot and plunder it. She wrote it funnier.
Let me just say for the record that these power outages have already gotten old and cliche. They can stop now. Resetting the time on my clock has…