Chaz Meyers (cpm) wrote,
Chaz Meyers
cpm

"My mom knows me too well" or "This is why I've had a cough for two years."

Me:Hm. My shoulder is still bothering me. If it still hurts in a week, I guess I should go see a doctor.
Mom:You won't.
Me:Okay. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll see a doctor.
Mom:Yeah right.
Me:Alright. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll call a doctor.
Mom:Nope.
Me:Hrmph. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll consider seeing a doctor after dad makes two appointments for me and I skip both of them.
Mom:Now we're getting closer to the truth.
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