|Me:||Hm. My shoulder is still bothering me. If it still hurts in a week, I guess I should go see a doctor.|
|Me:||Okay. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll see a doctor.|
|Me:||Alright. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll call a doctor.|
|Me:||Hrmph. If my shoulder is still bothering me in a month, I'll consider seeing a doctor after dad makes two appointments for me and I skip both of them.|
|Mom:||Now we're getting closer to the truth.|
"My mom knows me too well" or "This is why I've had a cough for two years."
Tue, 19:54: RT @ TheParkerJam: Suppose you are: * in rails in development mode * using cookies for sessions * raising an exception and not…
Mon, 12:48: Well, that was an unexpected turn. https://t.co/lJ8wW9Rbbu
Fri, 20:07: I made my first comment on a YouTube video. It got 132 upvotes and 28 comments. The clout is definitely already going to my head.