"This book was anonymously donated to your scool library to promote religious alternatives to the theory of evolution. When you are finished with it, please refile the book in the fiction section."
That one made me pee my pants as well. Ha!
I'd meet you for lunch, but unfortuantely, I won't be here. :(
Yeah, that seems to be the consensus.... Hopefully I'll be successful in dragging my sister downtown or something ;)