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Best goofed up spam I've seen yet. [Apr. 8th, 2005|04:04 pm]
Chaz Meyers
Date: Fri, 08 Apr 2005 15:26:48 -0500
From: [...]
To: [...]
Cc: [...]
Subject: Message subject


%CONTACT http://www.%URL/d/1.php


I don't understand why they needed to use such offensive variables. :-P And it's not like they expected you to only look at the html version- this was it.

[User Picture]From: approachmdnight
2005-04-08 08:30 pm (UTC)
I'm assuming they're placeholders for database fields or something.

%CHILL - The message to get the person to chill out and read the spam

%DICK - The addressee, way to respect your potential customers

%CONTACT + %URL - email/site

%BYE - Closing

%ASSHOLE - Spammer's name (hey at least he knows what he is!)
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[User Picture]From: ewindisch
2005-04-09 02:31 am (UTC)
Sorry! I'll make sure to have that fixed for next time.
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[User Picture]From: ewindisch
2005-04-09 02:32 am (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2005-04-09 05:38 am (UTC)
omg, it's because you're using old UNIX technology. If you were working with a modern object-oriented XP.NET framework for the Enterprise you would have never run into this problem! Have you considered an XML-powered RESTful API with a nice AJAX interface? Clearly, that would exponentially increase your overall synergy bandwidth.
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[User Picture]From: paininbutt
2005-04-09 04:55 pm (UTC)


i never understand these types of messages....they hurt my brain
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2005-04-14 07:11 pm (UTC)
Yes, I do.


I signed up for your minimac thing. Still waiting for them to give me credit for the offer I did.
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