It looks like whoever broke my car window hasn't given up on our neighborhood. When I got off the trolley today, I saw some USP students cleaning glass out of their front seat. Fish-hook man was already on the scene, instructing the girls how to razor blade your plate stickers so no one can steal them. Good man. Half a block further, I spotted another car with a smashed passenger front window.
In happier news, I found my keys. They got tangled in our freaking awesome dual recliner couch. Did I write about our dual recliner couch? It is not as comfortable as our recliner but it is freaking awesome and you should all be very jealous of it.
I write too many sentences in the form: "prepositional phrase, independent clause". Is that a bad thing?