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Good Fortune. [Mar. 19th, 2008|12:58 pm]
Chaz Meyers
Last night I received a fortune in a fortune cookie which has changed my life. It read:

You are pretty.

This revelation was shocking, but don't worry! It's important to stay calm. My relationship to you will not change unless if you are one of the uggos. Got to keep appearances!

The only bad part about this is I need to get shitty clothes to offset my god given looks or get a new job.

Afterward, I should go to a park to make fun of the fuggly babies. That should cheer me up.

See? Nothing's really going to change.
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[User Picture]From: duckssaymip
2008-03-19 05:26 pm (UTC)
Dude, pretty is a state of mind. Always remember this.

Nothing like computer geek humor that I only barely understand, delivered by a man via webcam. Mmmm mmmm mmm...
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2008-03-20 03:44 am (UTC)
Pretty doesn't count unless if it's on the outside and superficial!
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[User Picture]From: instantdharma
2008-03-19 06:52 pm (UTC)
y i lu so much, Ze? I do not know.

So yes. I am very jealous of that fortune and am amazed that there is a fortune out there that awesome.

Again. Jealous.

Although you did make me jump with your creepy old man laugh when you read it.
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[User Picture]From: cpm
2008-03-19 07:40 pm (UTC)
It's the price of beauty, babe!
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