This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make. But I'll certainly try.
- What I create will be just for you.
- It'll be done some time this year (2009).
- You get no say in what it's going to be. It may be a mix CD. It may be a poem. I may draw or paint something. Perhaps a photograph. I might bake you something. Maybe I'll clip a lock of my favorite section of hair, douse it with my cologne, and throw in a few fingernail clippings. Who knows? Not you, that's for sure!
- I reserve the right to do something extremely strange.
You have to put this in your LiveJournal, blog, website, Facebook, MySpace, whatever as well.
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